You Are Getting Sleepy

The Man Who Loved Cat Napping.
Is it the weather? The time of year? A vitamin deficiency?
I am tired. So very tired.
Damn you, tsetse fly! Why must you find me so delicious?

Go away

The appearance of Piers Morgan on my television has created a desperate frame of mind within this nauseated viewer. I am willing to make this one time offer: take back Mr. Morgan, Simon Cowell, and Gordon Ramsay and we will consider re-admitting Madonna. This offer is good only for a twenty-four hour period commencing immediately.

Spoiled For Choice

Scientologist Georgette F. Babbit + Born Again Ted Baxter = Mitt "Corporation ARE people" Romney

Prim, God loving, queer-hatin' Church Lady who made good + Arrow Shirt Model = Michelle Bachmann

Telegenicly over ripe Cormac McCarthy-esque watermelon + inbred hillbilly with delusions of grandeur = Sarah Palin

Bible wavin', sin hatin', apple pie lovin', science doubtin', Morning Talk Show Weathercaster + commedia dell'arte porn actor = Rick Perry

I'd tap that

I want to lick Jake Tapper's



schweddy balls...but don't tell


Dexter Filkins,



he's a jealous man beast. So possessive!

The Paradox of Thrift

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/07/the-paradox-of-thrift-for-real/

The Paradox of Thrift is an economic conundrum that bears special attention during this period of economic recovery. How can we act responsibly by increasing our savings rate during these uncertain economic times while simultaneously taking part in the stimulus? My suggestion: go to your neighbors and urge them to make purchases. Bring Wish Lists filled with items you've been putting off purchasing, preferring to stash away a bit more for an inevitable rainy day. It's a win-win. You'll get some shopping done, free and easy as can be, and they'll have been empowered by you to do their part. Don't forget to include members of your extended family, close friends and acquaintances, and co-workers on your list.Your nation needs you.

Savior OR Bubonic Plague Carrier? You Decide

My Workout Regimen Is Progressing Nicely